Hair

Black with sideburns... obviously. Grow you own sideburns, or go with a hairpiece that has them attached. The stick-on sideburns are messy, look unnatural and are apt to come-off during the touching moments of Love Me Tender due to the heat produced during Hunka-Hunka Burning Love. Now lets talk about chest hair. Minimal and dyed to match the pompador.

Wacky Planet - A few rediculous hair options.